10 favourite sayings of my Dad

1. She's as cold as charity.
2. You are cruisin' for a bruisin'.
3. You never know your luck in a big city.
4. Son, that stinks so bad it could fair dinkum kill a brown dog.
5. I had to laugh...
6. My son, to thine own self be true.
7. He doesn't know whether he's comin' or goin'.
8. He's a flawed genius.
9. Be careful son - always remember that b*llsh*t baffles brains.
10. I love you.  

What are some others?